Newton's Law of Love

Monday, August 30, 2010

Newton's Law of Love

Newton in romantic mood....

Universal law:
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transferfromOne girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money."




First law:
" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy. "




Second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance. "




Third law:
" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal andoppositeto the force applied by the girl while slapping"